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بيان من ديوان ملك الغابة

ببالغ الأسى والحزن ينعى صاحب الجلالة الملك سيمبا بن موفاسا الأسدي وفاة مستشاره ومستشار ابائه معالي كبير المستشارين رافيكي السعدان الذي فارق الحياة اليوم السبت الخامس عشر من أيلول لعام ألفين واثني عشر بعد حياة حافلة في خدمة الغابة وحيواناتها. وديوان ملك الغابة اذ يعزي كافة الحيوانات ليامل في ان يخلف على الغابة بخير.

بيان ثان من ملك الغابة صدر اليوم امر ملكي فيما يلي نصه نحن سمبا بن موفاسا الاسدي و بناء على قانون الغابة وما اقتضته المصلحة

امرنا بما هو آت اولا اعفاء كبير موضفي ديوان ملك الغابة زازو الطوير من منصبه و تعيينه كبيرا للمستشارين في ديوان ملك الغابة ثانيا يعين مستشارنا تيمون النمس كبيرا لموظفي ديوان ملك الغابة بالاضافة لمنصبة ثالثا على كافة جهات الغابة انفاذ امرنا هذا

سمبا

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Translation: Statement from the court of the king of the jungle

With great sadness and sorrow, His Majesty King Simba bin Mufasa Al-Asadi mourns the death of his advisor and father’s advisor, His Excellency Chief Adviser Raviki Al-Saadan, who passed away today, Saturday, September 15, of the year two thousand and twelve, after a busy life in the service of the forest and its animals. And the Diwan of the King of the Forest, as he consoles all the animals in the hope that he will leave the forest well.

A second statement from the king of the jungle issued today a royal order, the text of which follows: We, Simba bin Mufasa Al-Asadi, and based on the law of the jungle and what is required by the interest

We ordered what is to come, first, to relieve the chief of staff of the King of the Forest, Zazu Al-Taweer, from his position, and to appoint him chief of advisers in the court of the King of the Forest.

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