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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.
   
For years, they live there, and one day they find a magic lamp.
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For years, they live there, and one day they find a magic lamp.
   
 
They rub it, and sure enough, out comes a genie. The genie says "since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one."
 
They rub it, and sure enough, out comes a genie. The genie says "since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one."
   
So the brunette goes first, "I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life - I just want to go home."
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So the brunette goes first, "I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life - I just want to go home."
   
POOF, she is gone.
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POOF, she is gone.
   
The redhead makes her wish, "This place sucks, I want to go home too."
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The redhead makes her wish, "This place sucks, I want to go home too."
   
POOF, she is gone.
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POOF, she is gone.
   
 
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.
 
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.
   
The genie asks, "What is the matter?"
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The genie asks, "What is the matter?"
   
 
The blonde said, "I wish my friends were here."
 
The blonde said, "I wish my friends were here."
 
 
[[Category:Blonde jokes]]
 
[[Category:Blonde jokes]]
[[Category:Genie jokes]]
 
 
[[Category:Three wishes jokes]]
 
[[Category:Three wishes jokes]]

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.

For years, they live there, and one day they find a magic lamp.

They rub it, and sure enough, out comes a genie. The genie says "since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one."

So the brunette goes first, "I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life - I just want to go home."

POOF, she is gone.

The redhead makes her wish, "This place sucks, I want to go home too."

POOF, she is gone.

The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.

The genie asks, "What is the matter?"

The blonde said, "I wish my friends were here."