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− | A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. |
+ | A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. |
− | For years, they live there, and one day they find a magic lamp. |
+ | For years, they live there, and one day they find a magic lamp. |
They rub it, and sure enough, out comes a genie. The genie says "since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one." |
They rub it, and sure enough, out comes a genie. The genie says "since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one." |
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− | So the brunette goes first, "I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life - I just want to go home." |
+ | So the brunette goes first, "I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life - I just want to go home." |
− | POOF, she is gone. |
+ | POOF, she is gone. |
− | The redhead makes her wish, "This place sucks, I want to go home too." |
+ | The redhead makes her wish, "This place sucks, I want to go home too." |
− | POOF, she is gone. |
+ | POOF, she is gone. |
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. |
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. |
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− | The genie asks, "What is the matter?" |
+ | The genie asks, "What is the matter?" |
The blonde said, "I wish my friends were here." |
The blonde said, "I wish my friends were here." |
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[[Category:Blonde jokes]] |
[[Category:Blonde jokes]] |
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[[Category:Three wishes jokes]] |
[[Category:Three wishes jokes]] |
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.
For years, they live there, and one day they find a magic lamp.
They rub it, and sure enough, out comes a genie. The genie says "since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one."
So the brunette goes first, "I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life - I just want to go home."
POOF, she is gone.
The redhead makes her wish, "This place sucks, I want to go home too."
POOF, she is gone.
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.
The genie asks, "What is the matter?"
The blonde said, "I wish my friends were here."