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A guy walks into the vet`s office and lays a hamster on the table.

The doctor says, "I'm sorry, sir, but your hamster is dead."

The man demands a second opinion, so the doctor brings in a cat. The cat walks around the hamster, sniffs him and shows no interest. "According to the cat, your hamster is dead," says the doctor.

"Well I want a third opinion."

So the doctor brings in a Labrador. The lab walks around the hamster, sniffs him and just sits down. "You see: your hamster is dead." says the vet.

"OK, fine. What do I owe you?"

"$650"

"What?!? Why so much?"

"It's $50 for the consultation and $600 for the cat scan and the lab test."