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3 girls are about to be executed by a firing squad. There is a redhead, a brunette and a blonde.
The executions ask the redhead: Do you have any last requests?
The redhead replies: No
Executioners: READY, AIM...
Redhead: EARTHQUAKE!
Everyone looks around and there was no earthquake, but she managed to escape.
They bring the brunette forward.
They ask her: Do you have any last requests?
Brunette: No
Executioners: READY, AIM...
Brunette: TORNADO!
They all look around and she escapes.
The blonde has realised what they are doing.
They bring the blonde forward.
Executioners: Any last requests?
Blonde: No
Executioners: READY, AIM,
Blonde: FIRE!