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Many Sports have been called "Football", and what Sport has been called Football depends on the country. This is what sports different countries call Football:

England: Soccer
U.S.A.: American Football
Ireland: Gaelic Football

People from different countries often argue about what is the "real" Football. Is there such a thing as the "real Football"? Isn't arguing, "Soccer is the Real Football!" like arguing, "Dale Earnhardt [Sr. or Jr.] is the real Dale Earnhardt!", or "[Kind of Soda] is the Real Soda!", or "[Genre of Music] is the real Music!'.