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There was a woman who loved to garden. She had won four gardening championships in a row. One day, she decided she would take a day off from gardening. Well, she had a husband and a 6 year old son, who thought they would take it upon themselves to garden for her. When they started they had everything they needed to start but, one thing was missing, a hoe. So the husband asked the son to go get a hoe. Five mins later the son returns back with a prostitute. The husband laughed and said "Son, you are funny, what I meant was a GARDENING hoe. So, five mins later the son returns again with a lady turned around looking the other way the husband said "Who are you?" The son said "Mommy."