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A man has a fight with his wife and leaves the house abruptly. It's about noon and he sees a garage sale. He buys a gravy boat but it's really dusty so he rubs it. A genie comes out in cloud of purple smoke! The genie says you have rubbed my lamp, now i shall grant you 3 wishes. The man says i want a sports car! The genie says it is so. Look in your garage when you get home. I want a million dollars! Check your bank account before you go home says the geenie. I wish- Then the man is abruptly interupted by the genie. I forgot to tell you something the genie says. There is a catch. Whatever you get, your wife gets double of. The man says hmmm and thinks to himself for a few seconds. I wish you'd beat me half to death!