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A man has a fight with his wife and leaves the house abruptly.
It's about noon and he sees a garage sale. He buys a gravy boat but it's really dusty so he rubs it, whereupon a genie comes out in cloud of purple smoke.
The genie says, "you have rubbed my lamp, now I shall grant you three wishes."
The man says, "I want a sports car!"
"It is so. Look in your garage when you get home."
"I want a million dollars!"
"Check your bank account before you go home."
"Before you make your third wish," the genie says, "you should know that there is a catch. Whatever you get, your wife gets double."
The man thinks to himself for a moment and then says: "I wish you'd beat me half to death!"