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Bill was standing in a ticket line at airport, and a fellow in a line parallel to hise had a golf bag slung over his shoulder. Since the line was long and airline ticketing is a slow process at best, they struck up a conversation. He brightened when Bill admired his golf bag, and he proudly stated that he was on the PGA Tour. Then he turned to Bill and asked the question all golfers ask: "Do you play?"
Bill shook his head, "I used to, but I quit because I wasn't very good. I shot consistently in the lower seventies."
There was a long, low in-take of breath, then "The lower seventies"
"Yes," Bill admitted.
"Consistently?" the golfer queried admiringly.
"Every hole," Bill confessed.