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Latest revision as of 05:08, 20 August 2014

Welcome to Jokelapædia,
All Your Humor! - Everybody can edit
We are currently working on over 752 articles.
About  • Search  • Tutorial  • Help

New pages  • New files  • Active users  • Categories


Add a Joke

To submit a joke, follow the instructions below.

  1. Type the title of the joke in the box
  2. Click "submit."
  3. When you submit, add your joke below the {{Jokes}} template.
  4. Add categories
  5. Click "save"


<createbox> preload=Template:AddJoke/preload buttonlabel=Submit bgcolor=#eeeeff width=75 </createbox>

Announcements

On Sunday, January 23, 2011, the wiki obtained badges/achievements. Join the game!

Poll


Create an article

<createbox> width=24 break=no buttonlabel=Create new article </createbox>

Video and picture of the day

PedoVista

Ever wondered why Vista is seriously screwed up?

Categories

Joke Categories
Categories are in bold. Click (R) to generate a random joke from that category.
649 jokes and counting

• Animal (51) (R)
• Arabic (4) (R)
• Atheist (7) (R)
• Aviation (16) (R)
• Bar (18) (R)
• Barber (1) (R)
• Baseball (7) (R)
• Birthday (1) (R)
• Blind (7) (R)
• Blonde (89) (R)
• Canadian (3) (R)
• Celebrity (1) (R)
• Cheating (27) (R)
• Chicken (4) (R)
• Children (15) (R)
• College (12) (R)
• Computer (14) (R)
• Construction (2) (R)
• Crime (5) (R)
• Dating (5) (R)
• Death (23) (R)
• Drug (10) (R)
• Drunk (8) (R)
• Farmer (7) (R)
• Fishing (17) (R)
• Food (19) (R)
• Funeral (4) (R)
• Gender (6) (R)
• Genie (0) (R)
• Golf (16) (R)
• Government (6) (R)
• Harry Potter (8) (R)
• Heaven (17) (R)
• Hell (10) (R)
• Hippie (1) (R)
• History (9) (R)
• Hockey (1) (R)
• Holiday (2) (R)
• Interview (3) (R)
• Job (5) (R)
• Mermaid (1) (R)
• Knock Knock (7) (R)
• Landlord (1) (R)
• LGBT (12) (R)
• Lawyer (60) (R)
• Letter (1) (R)

• Light Bulb (5) (R)
• Little Johnny (24) (R)
• Mailman (3) (R)
• Marriage (62) (R)
• Math (4) (R)
• Medical (36) (R)
• Military (15) (R)
• Money (13) (R)
• Mugger (1) (R)
• Nature (3) (R)
• Nerd (3) (R)
• Newlywed (7) (R)
• Object (5) (R)
• Office (4) (R)
• Old people (28) (R)
• Parrot (1) (R)
• Pharmacy (1) (R)
• Philosophy (2) (R)
• Pirate (5) (R)
• Plumber (1) (R)
• Police (18) (R)
• Political (15) (R)
• Poverty (2) (R)
• Psychology (1) (R)
• Rabbit (1) (R)
• Racist (18) (R)
• Redneck (27) (R)
• Relationship (4) (R)
• Religious (52) (R)
• School (22) (R)
• Sex (168) (R)
• Sexist (2) (R)
• Short (10) (R)
• Situation (1) (R)
• Sports (8) (R)
• Technology (2) (R)
• Television (4) (R)
• Therapist (1) (R)
• Transportation (12) (R)
• Travel (5) (R)
• Trial (2) (R)
• Underwater (3) (R)
• Wedding (6) (R)
• Yo Mama (9) (R)