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Little Johnny came home from school and heard the word "b*tch."
He asks his mom what the word meant and she responds, "It means priest."
The next day little Johnny comes home and hears the word "sh*t" and asks his dad what it means.
His dad answers, "It means food on the table."
At school, he hears the word "f*cking" and asks his mom what it means.
She responds, "It means getting ready."
The next day a priest came over for dinner and little Johnny opened the door and says, "Hey son of a b*tch. There's sh*t on the table and my parents are upstairs f*cking!"