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A nerd says to his friend, "Funny thing happened to me on the way to the telescope, this girl came up on a bike, took all her clothes off and said to me 'take what you want'"
The second nerd asks, "what did you do?"
"I took the bike"
"Good choice the clothes would not have fit."