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One day, a patient goes to the doctors office in a hurry and looking all panicy and says 'Doctor Doctor, i've got a horrible red ring round my dick'.
The doctor is shocked at this and writes out a prescription for some pills and says 'Here's a prescription for some pills. This will clear up the horrible red ring. If it doesn't work, come back in a week'.
The patient takes the prescription and leaves.
A week later he comes back again and says 'Doctor Doctor, it didn't work'.
The doctor is surprised at this and then writes out another one and says 'Here, try these. They are stronger than the previous ones. If they don't work, come back in a week'.
The patient leaves.
This goes on for a couple more weeks with the doctor getting angrier each week until finally when the patient comes in on the fifth week and says 'Doctor Doctor it didn't work'.
The doctor then goes' Right. Pull down your trousers and pull down your boxers and let me have a look at it'.
The patient does this and the doctor takes a look.
The doctor goes 'Hmm' then stands back up and says to the patient.
"Well what a case we got here, it looks like your going to have to put it in something for a couple hours can you think of anything to put it in" The doctor was obviously puzzled.
"Well," The patient says smiling " I could put it in your vigina or your mouth."
"Are you sure that be okay with your girlfriend."
"She said you could do anything to get rid of it."
"Well." The doctor said pulling down her skirt and g-string" Come put it in here sexy I can't wait any longer"
The patient thrust his dick in to her vigina.
"Oh my sir. you're...so...amazing... you're better than my boyfriend is,"
"Well, you're much better than MY girlfriend is."
While she is in her orgasim his girlfriend calls.
"I have to take it but, I'll keep going hard!!!"
So him and his girlfriend talk and he's going harder on the doctor and she's moaning louder and 'A little tip. Tell your girlfriend not to wear lipstick'.