Why did the Computer Cross the road?

Because it was programmed by the chicken!!

Doctor Doctor, my mum thinks shes a clock!!

Then stop winding her up then!!

Two people are driving to Cender Point. They see a sign saying "Cender Point Left", so they just turn around and go home!!

What does a monster eat once all of its teeth have been pulled out?

The Dentist!!!

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