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There once was a blind man who decided to take a vaction to Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him said, "Everything is big in Texas."
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit the cafe in the hotel. Upon arriving in the cafe, he ordered a coffee and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The waiter said, "Everything is big in Texas."
After a couple cups of coffee, the blind man asked the waiter where the bathroom was located. The waiter replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.
Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!"