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A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!". The cat says, "I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter." The penis, outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head, throw you in a cave, and make you do push ups until you throw up!"