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A final examination for a history test was to be given to all the history students at a local college. The professor that was assigned to monitor the students as they took the exam had a strict policy that the 3-hour examination was to be completed at the bell and anyone who kept writing on their exam after the bell would take a zero on the exam.
One student came in an hour into the exam and the professor warned him that he had 2 hours to finish the exam and if he did not hand in his exam by then, he would get a 0. This student got immediently to work.
When the bell rang, all the other students got up and handed in their exams. However, the tardy student kept writing. When he finished a half hour late, he confidently walked up to turn his exam in. The professor looked at him and said, "Don't bother to hand that paper in... you get a zero for continuing after the bell."
The student looked at him and said, "Professor, do you know who I am?"
The professor replied, "No, and I don't care if your dad is president of the United States...you get a zero on this exam"
The student, with an enraged look on his face, shouted, "You mean you have no idea who I am?"
The professor responded, "No, I've no idea who you are."
With that, the student said "Good!" and he plunged his exam into the middle of the stack of other student's exams, and did a hasty retreat from the examination room.