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One day, the biggest bat came with a mouthful of blood. The dad said "Where did you get that blood?"
The biggest bat said "See that sheep?"
Then, the middle aged bat came with its mouth and hands with blood. The dad said "Where did you get that blood?"
The middle aged bat said "See that human over there?"
Last, the smallest bat came with its WHOLE body full of blood. The dad said "WOW, where did you get all that blood?"
Then smallest bat said "See that wall over there, I didn't"