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Three guys were marooned on a small island. One day, while looking for food, they found an old lamp. When one of them rubbed the lamp to clean it up, a genie appeared, and offered the three of them 1 wish each.
The first one said, "It's probably impossible to get out of this island, so I want food."
Immediately he got a princely meal.
The second one, very hungry, said, "I want food also."
He also got a delicous meal.
The third one thought a moment and said: "I want more genies."
"F*ck" Said the genie, he needed to grant the wish, it was his job, and then he left.