Evil cows! Eevviill

Hello! :D

My Favorite Jokes! (Mostly "Yo Mama" :P)[edit | edit source]

  • Yo mama so fat, the police arrested her for ten pounds of crack!
  • Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Slenderman has no eyes!
  • Yo mama so stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!
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  • Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you didn't cook it.
  • A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!" The man replies "Why? What happened at 8:30?"
  • Yo mama so hairy, she shaves with a weed whacker!
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