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Mace170

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  • I live in Pennsylvania, USA
  • I was born on August 8
  • My occupation is stalking recent changes
  • I am Male
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"But if that's not his spleen, then what's this?"

---Something you don't want to hear during surgery

Adminship !!WOO!!

Thank you to Grunny, for presenting me with the honor of adminship on this wiki. I am the only one, besides the founder and another, who have not been seen since 2009. If you have any questions just put it on my talk page.

About Me


My Userboxes

Wiki wide This user is an administrator on the Jokes Wiki.

Hey guys. My name is Mace170 and I LOVE jokes. I once got first place telling jokes in a school talent show, and I [think] I have the most edits on the wiki. I am a teenage boy from Pennsylvania, and I enjoy playing Call of Duty, listening to music, reading books, and going on this wiki. You can also find me on Call of Duty Wiki, Lyricwiki, Brickipedia, Harry Potter Wiki, WarWiki, and many others! My favorite parody artist is definitely Rucka Rucka Ali, who has released three albums since 2008. Total, he is outselling the famed "Weird Al" Yankovic, who has released 20 albums since 1983. However, Rucka's songs are not for children and are sexually related, drug related, and racist, using many stereotypical beings and a whole lot of cussing.

Good Insults/Comebacks To Use (Only use if your are being bullied! Don't be one!"

  • "Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a crap"
  • "He's not that stupid; he's possessed by a r*****ed ghost"
  • "It's not my fault your dad mol*sts you! Don't take it out on me!" No offense
  • "Why are you living?"
  • "I tried to see life from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my a$$"
  • "Screw you! And all the homeless people living under your tits!"
  • "Do me a favor and...f**k off!"
  • "Why don't you grow a pair?"
  • "I'm the rubber, your the glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!"
  • "The nerd store called....They want their face back"
  • "If I wanted crap from you, I'd squeeze your head"
  • "So now we know why some mammals eat their children..."
  • "If I wanted to hear a$$hole I would fart"
  • "You got a face a dog wouldn't lick"
  • "You don't sweat much for a fat girl/boy"
  • "I bet your brain feels good as new, seeing as you've never used it"
  • "I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo"
  • "If we were to kill everyone who hated you, it wouldn't be murder, it'd be freakin' genocide!"
  • "Learn from your parent's mistakes---Use birth control"
  • "A dead, half eaten skunk looks better than you"
  • "Your brain is smaller than your balls"
  • "That's what your mom said when you were born"
  • "You are just a waste of fugly makeup"
  • "Oh my gosh, WTF is that on your neck!!? Oh, it's your face"
  • "Hey! Wipe your a$$ every once in a while! We're getting sick down here!"

Awesome Quotes I Made Up

  • "When your in the military, you train 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, for something that only has a ninety-percent chance of actually happening"
  • "When I die, I want to go as peacefully as my grandfather---asleep. Not screaming like the passengers in his car"
  • Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film"
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