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A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.

He decides not to tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but to give them a clue and let them guess. He says, "It's what Mommy calls me sometimes."

The little girl screams to her brother, "Don't eat it, it's an asshole!

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