Yo Mama Jokes

This is a list of Yo Mama Jokes.

Yo mama so fat

Yo mama so fat, she was the reason for the Japanise Tsunami xD

Yo mama so fat her trap door look like a house

Yo mama so fat that the world can't even cover her.

Yo mama so fat her cereal bowl has a lifeguard XD x

Yo mama so fat that when she jumps the world splits into two parts.

Yo mama so fat, she is KFC's best customer XD x

Yo mama so fat that she goes into a ball when winter

Yo mama so fat, her farts are the reason for global warming XD x

Yo mama so fat, i had to take a 2 buses, 3 trains and a taxi to get on her good side XD

Yo mama so fat that she has to buy two airline tickets to go home

Yo mama so fat that you had to role 100km to get off of her XD x

Yo mama so fat she made the blue whale family look like tic-tacs XD x

Yo mama so fat that when she was lying on the road we tried to drive over her but we ran out of gas.

Yo mama so ugly that even Hello Kitty said goodbye

Yo mama so ugly that when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning

yo mama so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, she saw bloody mary saying: you took my place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama so stupid she bourght a blackberry and she tried to eat it.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&Ms in ABC order

Yo mama so stupid that she bought tickets to Xbox Live

Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Superbowl

Yo mama so stupid that she put a paper on a TV and called it paperview

Yo mama so stupid she climbed Mountain Dew