Yo Mama So Fat

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Yo mama is so fat, she was the reason for the Japanese Tsunami xD
Yo mama is so fat her trap door look like a house
Yo mama is so fat that the world can't even cover her.
Yo mama is so fat her cereal bowl has a lifeguard XD x
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps the world splits into two parts.
Yo mama is so fat, she is KFC's best customer XD x
Yo mama is so fat that she goes into a ball when winter
Yo mama is so fat, her farts are the reason for global warming XD x
Yo mama is so fat, i had to take a 2 buses, 3 trains and a taxi to get on her good side XD
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy two airline tickets to go home
Yo mama is so fat that you had to role 100 km to get off of her XD x
Yo mama is so fat she made the blue whale family look like tic-tacs XD x
Yo mama is so fat that when she was lying on the road we tried to drive around her but we ran out of gas.
Yo mama is so fat that she died by doing a poo
Yo mama is so fat that she died by having a big ferjina
Yo mama is so fat that the whales were singin, "We are family!"
Yo mama is so fat her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama is so fat that she's got her own area code!
Yo mama is so fat that whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama is so fat she is at risk for developing diabetes.
Yo moma so fat she's an average american woman.
Yo moma so fat she plays pool with the planets.
Yo moma so fat she plays soccer with the stars.
Yo moma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
Yo moma so fat Santa Claus says "Ho, Ho, HOLY CRAP!!!"
Yo moma so fat when God said "Let there be light!" she had to move out of His way.
Yo moma so fat seven billion people inhabit her.
Yo moma so fat when she sat on a rainbow she started pooping out Skittles.
Yo moma so fat she stole the solar system.
Yo moma so fat when she visited Japan everybody yelled "Godzilla!!"
Yo moma so fat when she steps on a scale, it says "To be continued".
Yo moma so fat she could block a black hole.
Yo moma so fat Indiana Jones ran away from her in a mine.
Yo moma so fat Jupiter is jealous.
yo mama so fat she jump in the air and got stuck. You'll need a crane to get her out.
Yo mama so fat she makes a city of skyscrapers look like a giant barcode.
Yo mama so fat that she brought a spoon to the Superbowl.
Yo mama so fat when she needed new clothes she saved a cotton farm from failing.
Yo mama so fat she wears a parachute as a dress.
Yo mama so fat when she was bitten by a poisonous animal the venom dispersed throughout her body enough to be diluted and thus not be fatal.
Yo mama so fat that she brought a spoon to the Superbowl.
Yo mama so fat that since fat is buoyant, yo mama may be used as an emergency floatation device.
Yo mama so fat she wears the asteroid belt as an actual belt.
Yo mama so fat she has a measurable gravity and small objects obit around her. She uses this system to carry snacks.
Yo mama so fat if she finds an all you can eat buffet, you'll need a crane to get her out.
Yo mama so fat her lice have an organised government and economy.
Yo mama so fat people use her as a measurement for great sizes and weights.
Yo mama so fat when she bought a water bed, they put a giant blanket over the pacific ocean.

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