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*Yo mama so hairy that even Yogi thinks she's the average bear. |
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*Yo mama so hairy she leaves hairballs in the shower drain. You'll need a crane to get them out. |
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| + | *Yo mama so hairy she gave you carpet burn during your birth. Also gave her mama carpet burn during her birth. |
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| + | *Yo mama so hairy she went for a walk at night and people called animal control to help ghostbusters fight monsters. |
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Revision as of 13:39, 14 April 2014
This is a list of Yo Mama So Hairy jokes.
- Yo mama so hairy she became a nudist and nobody cares.
- Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is Wookiee.
- Yo mama so hairy she shaved and rescued a wool farm from financial ruin.
- Yo mama so hairy she wears nothing around her nether and nobody minds.
- Yo mama so hairy that she needs a bucket of shampoo when she bathes.
- Yo mama so hairy the local shampoo factory pays her to test new shampoos.
- Yo mama so hairy going toilet sometimes involves scissors.
- Yo mama so hairy she has a full time job at a wig factory.
- Yo mama so hairy people shave her for material that is used to make rope.
- Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot takes photos of her.
- Yo mama so hairy she inspired George Lucas to design Chewbacca.
- Yo mama so hairy that even Yogi thinks she's the average bear.
- Yo mama so hairy she leaves hairballs in the shower drain. You'll need a crane to get them out.
- Yo mama so hairy she gave you carpet burn during your birth. Also gave her mama carpet burn during her birth.
- Yo mama so hairy she went for a walk at night and people called animal control to help ghostbusters fight monsters.