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This is a list of Yo Mama So Hairy jokes.

• Yo mama so hairy she became a nudist and nobody cares.
• Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is Wookiee.
• Yo mama so hairy she shaved and rescued a wool farm from financial ruin.
• Yo mama so hairy she wears nothing around her nether and nobody minds.
• Yo mama so hairy that she needs a bucket of shampoo when she bathes.
• Yo mama so hairy the local shampoo factory pays her to test new shampoos.
• Yo mama so hairy going toilet sometimes involves scissors.
• Yo mama so hairy she has a full time job at a wig factory.
• Yo mama so hairy people shave her for material that is used to make rope.
• Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot takes photos of her.
• Yo mama so hairy she inspired George Lucas to design Chewbacca.
• Yo mama so hairy that even Yogi thinks she's the average bear.
• Yo mama so hairy she leaves hairballs in the shower drain. You'll need a crane to get them out.
• Yo mama so hairy she gave you carpet burn during your birth. Also gave her mama carpet burn during yo mama's birth.
• Yo mama so hairy she went for a walk at night and people called animal control to help ghostbusters fight werewolves.
• Yo mama so hairy she went camping got lost and made the bigfoot legend.
• Yo mama so hairy she shaved and was still hairy.
• Yo mama so hairy people think she escaped from a zoo.
• Yo mama so hairy David Attinborough tried to made adocumentary about her until he learned yo mama is human.
• Yo mama so hairy she dyed her hair, went around naked, and everyone thought she wore clothes.
• Yo mama so hairy her hair is hairy.
• Yo mama so hairy when you take her to the zoo the guy at the door says: "Thanks for bringing her back."
• Yo mama so hairy yo papa had been arrested for bestiality.
• Yo mama so hairy she shaves with the lawn mower.
• Yo mama so hairy she painted herself green, hid in a meadow, and won a game of hide and seek.
• Yo mama so hairy she caught the wind and flew like a dandelion seed.
• Yo mama so hairy she is still hetting her first haircut.
• Yo mama so hairy her hair may be thick enough to count as armour.
• Yo mama so hairy that the sheep were singing, "We are family!"