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*Yo mama so hairy a pet store tried to sell her. |
*Yo mama so hairy a pet store tried to sell her. |
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*Yo mama so hairy she became a nudist and nobody cares. |
*Yo mama so hairy she became a nudist and nobody cares. |
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*Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is <span style="font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;line-height:23px;">Wookiee.</span> |
*Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is <span style="font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;line-height:23px;">Wookiee.</span> |
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− | *Yo mama so hairy |
+ | *Yo mama so hairy the last time she shaved a fabric factory saved on materials. |
*Yo mama so hairy she wears nothing around her nether and nobody minds. |
*Yo mama so hairy she wears nothing around her nether and nobody minds. |
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*Yo mama so hairy that she needs a ''bucket'' of shampoo when she bathes. |
*Yo mama so hairy that she needs a ''bucket'' of shampoo when she bathes. |
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*Yo mama so hairy doing a poo involves scissors. |
*Yo mama so hairy doing a poo involves scissors. |
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*Yo mama so hairy she has a full time job at a wig factory. |
*Yo mama so hairy she has a full time job at a wig factory. |
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− | *Yo mama so hairy people shave her for material |
+ | *Yo mama so hairy people shave her for material to make rope and clothing. |
*Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot takes photos of her. |
*Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot takes photos of her. |
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*Yo mama so hairy she inspired George Lucas to design Chewbacca. |
*Yo mama so hairy she inspired George Lucas to design Chewbacca. |
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*Yo mama so hairy she gave you carpet burn during your birth. Also gave her mama carpet burn during yo mama's birth. |
*Yo mama so hairy she gave you carpet burn during your birth. Also gave her mama carpet burn during yo mama's birth. |
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*Yo mama so hairy she went for a walk at night and people called animal control to help ghostbusters fight werewolves. |
*Yo mama so hairy she went for a walk at night and people called animal control to help ghostbusters fight werewolves. |
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− | *Yo mama so hairy she went |
+ | *Yo mama so hairy she went hiking, got lost, and made the bigfoot legend. |
*Yo mama so hairy she shaved and was still hairy. |
*Yo mama so hairy she shaved and was still hairy. |
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*Yo mama so hairy people think she escaped from a zoo. |
*Yo mama so hairy people think she escaped from a zoo. |
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*Yo mama so hairy David Attinborough tried to made a documentary about her until he learned yo mama is human. |
*Yo mama so hairy David Attinborough tried to made a documentary about her until he learned yo mama is human. |
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*Yo mama so hairy she dyed her hair, went around naked, and everyone thought she wore clothes. |
*Yo mama so hairy she dyed her hair, went around naked, and everyone thought she wore clothes. |
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− | *Yo mama so hairy her hair is hairy. |
+ | *Yo mama so hairy her hair is hairy (yo dawg). |
− | *Yo mama so hairy when |
+ | *Yo mama so hairy when yo papa take her to the zoo for a date the guy at the door says: "Thanks for bringing her back." |
*Yo mama so hairy yo papa had been falsely arrested for bestiality. |
*Yo mama so hairy yo papa had been falsely arrested for bestiality. |
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*Yo mama so hairy she shaves with the lawn mower. |
*Yo mama so hairy she shaves with the lawn mower. |
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− | *Yo mama so hairy she painted herself green, |
+ | *Yo mama so hairy she painted herself green, sat in an open field, and won a game of hide and seek. |
*Yo mama so hairy she caught the wind and flew like a dandelion seed. |
*Yo mama so hairy she caught the wind and flew like a dandelion seed. |
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− | *Yo mama so hairy she is still getting her first haircut. |
+ | *Yo mama so hairy she is ''still'' getting her first haircut. |
− | *Yo mama so hairy her fleece may be thick enough to count as |
+ | *Yo mama so hairy her fleece may be thick enough to count as Armour. |
*Yo mama so hairy that the sheep were singing, "We are family!" |
*Yo mama so hairy that the sheep were singing, "We are family!" |
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*Yo mama so hairy an explorer got lost on her back. |
*Yo mama so hairy an explorer got lost on her back. |
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*Yo mama so hairy she did a crime, got arrested, and got sent to the pound. |
*Yo mama so hairy she did a crime, got arrested, and got sent to the pound. |
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− | *Yo mama so hairy |
+ | *Yo mama so hairy when she went to a Halloween party dressed as a nudist, everyone thought she was dressed as a werewolf. |
− | *Yo mama so hairy she |
+ | *Yo mama so hairy she works at Monsters Inc. |
*Yo mama so hairy she made her house's carpeting by shedding. |
*Yo mama so hairy she made her house's carpeting by shedding. |
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*Yo mama so hairy she's protected by Greenpeace. |
*Yo mama so hairy she's protected by Greenpeace. |
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*Yo mama so hairy people expect her to shit in the woods. |
*Yo mama so hairy people expect her to shit in the woods. |
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*Yo mama so hairy strangers are startled to see a wild animal. |
*Yo mama so hairy strangers are startled to see a wild animal. |
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− | *Yo mama so hairy she put a razor into her scissors so she can shave while she cuts her hair. |
+ | *Yo mama so hairy she put a razor into her scissors so she can shave while she cuts her hair (yo dawg). |
− | *Yo mama so hairy yo papa |
+ | *Yo mama so hairy yo papa got lost in the forest of her pubes the first time they did it. He also got tangled a dozen times after that. |
*Yo mama so hairy you could weave fabric and baskets with her hair. |
*Yo mama so hairy you could weave fabric and baskets with her hair. |
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+ | * Yo mama so hairy she was attacked in the streets and the aggressor was arrested for animal cruelty. |
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+ | * <span>Yo mama so hairy she went on a vacation to Mongolia and got her hair cut in Korea.</span> |
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+ | * Yo mama so hairy she bathes not in water, but shampoo. |
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+ | * Yo mama so hairy a werewolf tried to kiss her. |
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+ | * Yo mama so hairy she took her clothes off and confused a nudist. |
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+ | * Yo mama so hairy she uses a rake as a hairbrush. |
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+ | * Yo mama so hairy she buys shampoo by the barrel. |
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+ | * Yo mama so hairy she attracted the attention of the SCP foundation. |
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+ | * Yo mama so hairy she could depress an optimist. |
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This is a list of Yo Mama So Hairy jokes.
- Yo mama so hairy a pet store tried to sell her.
- Yo mama so hairy she became a nudist and nobody cares.
- Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is Wookiee.
- Yo mama so hairy the last time she shaved a fabric factory saved on materials.
- Yo mama so hairy she wears nothing around her nether and nobody minds.
- Yo mama so hairy that she needs a bucket of shampoo when she bathes.
- Yo mama so hairy the local shampoo factory pays her to test new types of shampoos.
- Yo mama so hairy doing a poo involves scissors.
- Yo mama so hairy she has a full time job at a wig factory.
- Yo mama so hairy people shave her for material to make rope and clothing.
- Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot takes photos of her.
- Yo mama so hairy she inspired George Lucas to design Chewbacca.
- Yo mama so hairy that even Yogi thinks she's the average bear.
- Yo mama so hairy she leaves hairballs in the shower drain. You'll need a crane to get them out.
- Yo mama so hairy she gave you carpet burn during your birth. Also gave her mama carpet burn during yo mama's birth.
- Yo mama so hairy she went for a walk at night and people called animal control to help ghostbusters fight werewolves.
- Yo mama so hairy she went hiking, got lost, and made the bigfoot legend.
- Yo mama so hairy she shaved and was still hairy.
- Yo mama so hairy people think she escaped from a zoo.
- Yo mama so hairy David Attinborough tried to made a documentary about her until he learned yo mama is human.
- Yo mama so hairy she dyed her hair, went around naked, and everyone thought she wore clothes.
- Yo mama so hairy her hair is hairy (yo dawg).
- Yo mama so hairy when yo papa take her to the zoo for a date the guy at the door says: "Thanks for bringing her back."
- Yo mama so hairy yo papa had been falsely arrested for bestiality.
- Yo mama so hairy she shaves with the lawn mower.
- Yo mama so hairy she painted herself green, sat in an open field, and won a game of hide and seek.
- Yo mama so hairy she caught the wind and flew like a dandelion seed.
- Yo mama so hairy she is still getting her first haircut.
- Yo mama so hairy her fleece may be thick enough to count as Armour.
- Yo mama so hairy that the sheep were singing, "We are family!"
- Yo mama so hairy an explorer got lost on her back.
- Yo mama so hairy she did a crime, got arrested, and got sent to the pound.
- Yo mama so hairy when she went to a Halloween party dressed as a nudist, everyone thought she was dressed as a werewolf.
- Yo mama so hairy she works at Monsters Inc.
- Yo mama so hairy she made her house's carpeting by shedding.
- Yo mama so hairy she's protected by Greenpeace.
- Yo mama so hairy she fell asleep on the floor and yo papa thought she bought an animal skin rug.
- Yo mama so hairy people expect her to shit in the woods.
- Yo mama so hairy strangers are startled to see a wild animal.
- Yo mama so hairy she put a razor into her scissors so she can shave while she cuts her hair (yo dawg).
- Yo mama so hairy yo papa got lost in the forest of her pubes the first time they did it. He also got tangled a dozen times after that.
- Yo mama so hairy you could weave fabric and baskets with her hair.
- Yo mama so hairy she was attacked in the streets and the aggressor was arrested for animal cruelty.
- Yo mama so hairy she went on a vacation to Mongolia and got her hair cut in Korea.
- Yo mama so hairy she bathes not in water, but shampoo.
- Yo mama so hairy a werewolf tried to kiss her.
- Yo mama so hairy she took her clothes off and confused a nudist.
- Yo mama so hairy she uses a rake as a hairbrush.
- Yo mama so hairy she buys shampoo by the barrel.
- Yo mama so hairy she attracted the attention of the SCP foundation.
- Yo mama so hairy she could depress an optimist.