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This is a list of '''Yo Mama So Hairy''' jokes.
 
This is a list of '''Yo Mama So Hairy''' jokes.
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*Yo mama so hairy a pet store tried to sell her.
 
*Yo mama so hairy she became a nudist and nobody cares.
 
*Yo mama so hairy she became a nudist and nobody cares.
 
*Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is <span style="font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;line-height:23px;">Wookiee.</span>
 
*Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is <span style="font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;line-height:23px;">Wookiee.</span>
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*Yo mama so hairy people think she escaped from a zoo.
 
*Yo mama so hairy people think she escaped from a zoo.
 
*Yo mama so hairy David Attinborough tried to made a documentary about her until he learned yo mama is human.
 
*Yo mama so hairy David Attinborough tried to made a documentary about her until he learned yo mama is human.
* Yo mama so hairy she dyed her hair, went around naked, and everyone thought she wore clothes.
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*Yo mama so hairy she dyed her hair, went around naked, and everyone thought she wore clothes.
* Yo mama so hairy her hair is hairy.
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*Yo mama so hairy her hair is hairy.
* Yo mama so hairy when you take her to the zoo the guy at the door says: "Thanks for bringing her back."
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*Yo mama so hairy when you take her to the zoo the guy at the door says: "Thanks for bringing her back."
* Yo mama so hairy yo papa had been falsely arrested for bestiality.
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*Yo mama so hairy yo papa had been falsely arrested for bestiality.
* Yo mama so hairy she shaves with the lawn mower.
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*Yo mama so hairy she shaves with the lawn mower.
* Yo mama so hairy she painted herself green, hid in a meadow, and won a game of hide and seek.
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*Yo mama so hairy she painted herself green, hid in a meadow, and won a game of hide and seek.
* Yo mama so hairy she caught the wind and flew like a dandelion seed.
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*Yo mama so hairy she caught the wind and flew like a dandelion seed.
* Yo mama so hairy she is still getting her first haircut.
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*Yo mama so hairy she is still getting her first haircut.
* Yo mama so hairy her fleece may be thick enough to count as armour.
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*Yo mama so hairy her fleece may be thick enough to count as armour.
* Yo mama so hairy that the sheep were singing, "We are family!"
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*Yo mama so hairy that the sheep were singing, "We are family!"
* Yo mama so hairy yo papa once got lost in the forest of her pubes the first time they did it. He also got tangled a dozen timesafterr that.
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*Yo mama so hairy an explorer got lost on her back.
* Yo mama so hairy you could weave cloth ant baskets with her hair.
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*Yo mama so hairy she did a crime, got arrested, and got sent to the pound.
* Yo mama so hairy an explorer got lost on her back.
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*Yo mama so hairy her halloween costume as a kid was a werewolf. She went naked.
* Yo mama so hairy she did a crime, got arrested, and got sent to the pound.
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*Yo mama so hairy she worked at Monsters Inc until the boss learned she was not a monster but a human.
* Yo mama so hairy a pet store tried to sell her.
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*Yo mama so hairy she made her house's carpeting by shedding.
* Yo mama so hairy she worked at Monsters Inc until the boss learned she was not a monster but a human.
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*Yo mama so hairy she's protected by Greenpeace.
* Yo mama so hairy she made her house's carpeting by shedding.
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*Yo mama so hairy she fell asleep on the floor and yo papa thought she bought an animal skin rug.
* Yo mama so hairy her halloween costume as a kid was a werewolf. She went naked.
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*Yo mama so hairy people expect her to shit in the woods.
* Yo mama so hairy she's protected by Greenpeace.
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*Yo mama so hairy strangers are startled to see a wild animal.
* Yo mama so hairy she fell asleep on the floor and yo papa thought she bought an animal skin rug.
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*Yo mama so hairy she put a razor into her scissors so she can shave while she cuts her hair.
* Yo mama so hairy people expect her to shit in the woods.
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*Yo mama so hairy yo papa once got lost in the forest of her pubes the first time they did it. He also got tangled a dozen times after that.
* Yo mama so hairy strangers are startled to see a wild animal.
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*Yo mama so hairy you could weave cloth ant baskets with her hair.
* Yo mama so hairy she put a razor into her scissors so she can shave while she cuts her hair.
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Revision as of 05:17, August 20, 2014

This is a list of Yo Mama So Hairy jokes.

  • Yo mama so hairy a pet store tried to sell her.
  • Yo mama so hairy she became a nudist and nobody cares.
  • Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is Wookiee.
  • Yo mama so hairy she shaved and rescued a wool farm from financial ruin.
  • Yo mama so hairy she wears nothing around her nether and nobody minds.
  • Yo mama so hairy that she needs a bucket of shampoo when she bathes.
  • Yo mama so hairy the local shampoo factory pays her to test new types of shampoos.
  • Yo mama so hairy doing a poo involves scissors.
  • Yo mama so hairy she has a full time job at a wig factory.
  • Yo mama so hairy people shave her for material that is used to make rope.
  • Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot takes photos of her.
  • Yo mama so hairy she inspired George Lucas to design Chewbacca.
  • Yo mama so hairy that even Yogi thinks she's the average bear.
  • Yo mama so hairy she leaves hairballs in the shower drain. You'll need a crane to get them out.
  • Yo mama so hairy she gave you carpet burn during your birth. Also gave her mama carpet burn during yo mama's birth.
  • Yo mama so hairy she went for a walk at night and people called animal control to help ghostbusters fight werewolves.
  • Yo mama so hairy she went camping got lost and made the bigfoot legend.
  • Yo mama so hairy she shaved and was still hairy.
  • Yo mama so hairy people think she escaped from a zoo.
  • Yo mama so hairy David Attinborough tried to made a documentary about her until he learned yo mama is human.
  • Yo mama so hairy she dyed her hair, went around naked, and everyone thought she wore clothes.
  • Yo mama so hairy her hair is hairy.
  • Yo mama so hairy when you take her to the zoo the guy at the door says: "Thanks for bringing her back."
  • Yo mama so hairy yo papa had been falsely arrested for bestiality.
  • Yo mama so hairy she shaves with the lawn mower.
  • Yo mama so hairy she painted herself green, hid in a meadow, and won a game of hide and seek.
  • Yo mama so hairy she caught the wind and flew like a dandelion seed.
  • Yo mama so hairy she is still getting her first haircut.
  • Yo mama so hairy her fleece may be thick enough to count as armour.
  • Yo mama so hairy that the sheep were singing, "We are family!"
  • Yo mama so hairy an explorer got lost on her back.
  • Yo mama so hairy she did a crime, got arrested, and got sent to the pound.
  • Yo mama so hairy her halloween costume as a kid was a werewolf. She went naked.
  • Yo mama so hairy she worked at Monsters Inc until the boss learned she was not a monster but a human.
  • Yo mama so hairy she made her house's carpeting by shedding.
  • Yo mama so hairy she's protected by Greenpeace.
  • Yo mama so hairy she fell asleep on the floor and yo papa thought she bought an animal skin rug.
  • Yo mama so hairy people expect her to shit in the woods.
  • Yo mama so hairy strangers are startled to see a wild animal.
  • Yo mama so hairy she put a razor into her scissors so she can shave while she cuts her hair.
  • Yo mama so hairy yo papa once got lost in the forest of her pubes the first time they did it. He also got tangled a dozen times after that.
  • Yo mama so hairy you could weave cloth ant baskets with her hair.
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