This is a list of Yo Mama So Hairy jokes.
- Yo mama so hairy she became a nudist and nobody cares.
- Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is Wookiee.
- Yo mama so hairy she shaved and rescued a wool farm from financial ruin.
- Yo mama so hairy she wears nothing around her nether and nobody minds.
- Yo mama so hairy that she needs a bucket of shampoo when she bathes.
- Yo mama so hairy the local shampoo factory pays her to test new shampoos.
- Yo mama so hairy doing a poo involves scissors.
- Yo mama so hairy she has a full time job at a wig factory.
- Yo mama so hairy people shave her for material that is used to make rope.
- Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot takes photos of her.
- Yo mama so hairy she inspired George Lucas to design Chewbacca.
- Yo mama so hairy that even Yogi thinks she's the average bear.
- Yo mama so hairy she leaves hairballs in the shower drain. You'll need a crane to get them out.
- Yo mama so hairy she gave you carpet burn during your birth. Also gave her mama carpet burn during yo mama's birth.
- Yo mama so hairy she went for a walk at night and people called animal control to help ghostbusters fight werewolves.
- Yo mama so hairy she went camping got lost and made the bigfoot legend.
- Yo mama so hairy she shaved and was still hairy.
- Yo mama so hairy people think she escaped from a zoo.
- Yo mama so hairy David Attinborough tried to made a documentary about her until he learned yo mama is human.
- Yo mama so hairy she dyed her hair, went around naked, and everyone thought she wore clothes.
- Yo mama so hairy her hair is hairy.
- Yo mama so hairy when you take her to the zoo the guy at the door says: "Thanks for bringing her back."
- Yo mama so hairy yo papa had been falsely arrested for bestiality.
- Yo mama so hairy she shaves with the lawn mower.
- Yo mama so hairy she painted herself green, hid in a meadow, and won a game of hide and seek.
- Yo mama so hairy she caught the wind and flew like a dandelion seed.
- Yo mama so hairy she is still getting her first haircut.
- Yo mama so hairy her fleece may be thick enough to count as armour.
- Yo mama so hairy that the sheep were singing, "We are family!"
- Yo mama so hairy yo papa once got lost in the forest of her pubes the first time they did it. He also got tangled a dozen times.
- Yo mama so hairy you could weave a basket with her hair.
- Yo mama so hairy an explorer got lost on her back.
- Yo mama so hairy she did a crime, got arrested, and got sent to the pound.
- Yo mama so hairy a pet store tried to sell her.
- Yo mama so hairy she worked at Monsters Inc until the boss learned she was not a monster but a human.
- Yo mama so hairy she made her house's carpeting by shedding.
- Yo mama so hairy her halloween costume as a kid was a werewolf. She went naked.
- Yo mama so hairy she's protected by Greenpeace.
- Yo mama so hairy she fell asleep on the floor and yo papa thought she bought an animal skin rug.
- Yo mama so hairy people expect her to shit in the woods.