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This is a list of Yo Mama So Hairy jokes.

• Yo mama so hairy a pet store tried to sell her.
• Yo mama so hairy she became a nudist and nobody cares.
• Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is Wookiee.
• Yo mama so hairy the ladt time she shaved she rescued a fabric factory from financial ruin.
• Yo mama so hairy she wears nothing around her nether and nobody minds.
• Yo mama so hairy that she needs a bucket of shampoo when she bathes.
• Yo mama so hairy the local shampoo factory pays her to test new types of shampoos.
• Yo mama so hairy doing a poo involves scissors.
• Yo mama so hairy she has a full time job at a wig factory.
• Yo mama so hairy people shave her for material to make rope and clothing.
• Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot takes photos of her.
• Yo mama so hairy she inspired George Lucas to design Chewbacca.
• Yo mama so hairy that even Yogi thinks she's the average bear.
• Yo mama so hairy she leaves hairballs in the shower drain. You'll need a crane to get them out.
• Yo mama so hairy she gave you carpet burn during your birth. Also gave her mama carpet burn during yo mama's birth.
• Yo mama so hairy she went for a walk at night and people called animal control to help ghostbusters fight werewolves.
• Yo mama so hairy she went camping got lost and made the bigfoot legend.
• Yo mama so hairy she shaved and was still hairy.
• Yo mama so hairy people think she escaped from a zoo.
• Yo mama so hairy David Attinborough tried to made a documentary about her until he learned yo mama is human.
• Yo mama so hairy she dyed her hair, went around naked, and everyone thought she wore clothes.
• Yo mama so hairy her hair is hairy (dawg).
• Yo mama so hairy when yo papa take her to the zoo for a date the guy at the door says: "Thanks for bringing her back."
• Yo mama so hairy yo papa had been falsely arrested for bestiality.
• Yo mama so hairy she shaves with the lawn mower.
• Yo mama so hairy she painted herself green, hid in the garden, and won a game of hide and seek.
• Yo mama so hairy she caught the wind and flew like a dandelion seed.
• Yo mama so hairy she is still getting her first haircut.
• Yo mama so hairy her fleece may be thick enough to count as armour.
• Yo mama so hairy that the sheep were singing, "We are family!"
• Yo mama so hairy an explorer got lost on her back.
• Yo mama so hairy she did a crime, got arrested, and got sent to the pound.
• Yo mama so hairy when she went to a Halloween party dressed as a nudist, everyone thought she was dressed as a werewolf.
• Yo mama so hairy she works at Monsters Inc.
• Yo mama so hairy she made her house's carpeting by shedding.
• Yo mama so hairy she's protected by Greenpeace.
• Yo mama so hairy she fell asleep on the floor and yo papa thought she bought an animal skin rug.
• Yo mama so hairy people expect her to shit in the woods.
• Yo mama so hairy strangers are startled to see a wild animal.
• Yo mama so hairy she put a razor into her scissors so she can shave while she cuts her hair (dawg).
• Yo mama so hairy yo papa got lost in the forest of her pubes the first time they did it. He also got tangled a dozen times after that.
• Yo mama so hairy you could weave fabric and baskets with her hair.
• Yo mama so hairy she was attacked in the streets and the aggressor was arrested for animal cruelty.
• Yo mama so hairy she went to Europe and got her hair cut in Asia.
• Yo mama so hairy she bathes not in water, but shampoo.
• Yo mama so hairy a werewolf tried to kiss her.