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* Yo mama so old she is depicted in cave art. |
* Yo mama so old she is depicted in cave art. |
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* Yo mama so old her 42nd husband created the life, the universe, and everything. |
* Yo mama so old her 42nd husband created the life, the universe, and everything. |
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* Yo mama so old her age is used to measure time. |
* Yo mama so old her age is used to measure time. |
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* Yo mama so old the local elders call her old. |
* Yo mama so old the local elders call her old. |
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+ | * Yo mama so old she appears black and white in colour photography. |
* Yo mama so old she helped test the wheel prototype. |
* Yo mama so old she helped test the wheel prototype. |
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− | * Yo mama so old that she was born old. Think Benjamin Button. |
+ | * Yo mama so old that she was born old. Think Benjamin Button. Only, yo mama stays old. |
* Yo mama so old her husband's funeral happened in the fossil section of a historical museum. |
* Yo mama so old her husband's funeral happened in the fossil section of a historical museum. |
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* Yo mama so old she was a teacher and the local elders were her students. |
* Yo mama so old she was a teacher and the local elders were her students. |
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* Yo mama so old she went on a boat trip with Noah. |
* Yo mama so old she went on a boat trip with Noah. |
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+ | * Yo mama so old she served mammoth steaks to the builders of the Egyptian pyramids. |
* Yo mama so old she ate an omelette made of dodo eggs. |
* Yo mama so old she ate an omelette made of dodo eggs. |
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* Yo mama so old her news is our history. |
* Yo mama so old her news is our history. |
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* Yo mama so old when she boinked an old guy, she was arrested for pedophilia. |
* Yo mama so old when she boinked an old guy, she was arrested for pedophilia. |
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* Yo mama so old her photo album is painted on a cave wall. |
* Yo mama so old her photo album is painted on a cave wall. |
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− | * Yo mama so old she can enjoy ultra-porn without a fake ID. |
+ | * Yo mama so old she actually can enjoy ultra-porn without a fake ID. |
− | * Yo mama so old she |
+ | * Yo mama so old she went to <span>the old folks home so she could</span> visit her children. |
* Yo mama so old people mention her in Yo granny jokes. |
* Yo mama so old people mention her in Yo granny jokes. |
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* Yo mama so old much of human history occurred after her birth. |
* Yo mama so old much of human history occurred after her birth. |
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− | * <span>Yo mama so old it takes |
+ | * <span>Yo mama so old it takes an hour to describe her age.</span> |
+ | * <span class="">Yo mama so old she shares sex jokes with her grand kids and nobody minds.</span> |
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+ | * <span class="">Yo mama so old spears, houses, and cooking trigger her technophobia.</span> |
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+ | * <span class="">Yo mama so old she measures time in decades.</span> |
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+ | * <span class="">Yo mama so old actually she measures time in centuries.</span> |
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+ | * <span class="">Yo mama so old she is a literal living fossil.</span> |
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+ | * <span class="">Yo mama so old her oldest kids are elderly. Or are at least near it.</span> |
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+ | * <span class="">Yo mama so old the antique store brings back memories.</span> |
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+ | * Yo mama so <span class="">old</span> she asked a genie for youth as all 3 wishes and she's still <span class="">old</span>. |
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+ | * Yo mama so <span class="">old</span> she one harangued a historian for 'getting it wrong'. |
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+ | * Yo mama so old her idea of innovation went obsolete in the bronze age. |
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+ | * Yo mama so old her home computer has vacuum tubes. |
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+ | * Yo mama so old she attracted the attention of the SCP foundation. |
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+ | * Yo mama so old she could depress an optimist. |
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+ | * Yo mama so old even the wheel of time did not see her begining. |
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This is a list of Yo Mama So Old jokes.
- Yo mama so old she is depicted in cave art.
- Yo mama so old her 42nd husband created the life, the universe, and everything.
- Yo mama so old she lives with her mama in the old folks home.
- Yo mama so old her age is used to measure time.
- Yo mama so old the local elders call her old.
- Yo mama so old she appears black and white in colour photography.
- Yo mama so old she helped test the wheel prototype.
- Yo mama so old that she was born old. Think Benjamin Button. Only, yo mama stays old.
- Yo mama so old her husband's funeral happened in the fossil section of a historical museum.
- Yo mama so old she was a teacher and the local elders were her students.
- Yo mama so old she went on a boat trip with Noah.
- Yo mama so old she served mammoth steaks to the builders of the Egyptian pyramids.
- Yo mama so old she ate an omelette made of dodo eggs.
- Yo mama so old her news is our history.
- Yo mama so old she personally witnessed evolution in action.
- Yo mama so old when she boinked an old guy, she was arrested for pedophilia.
- Yo mama so old her photo album is painted on a cave wall.
- Yo mama so old she actually can enjoy ultra-porn without a fake ID.
- Yo mama so old she went to the old folks home so she could visit her children.
- Yo mama so old people mention her in Yo granny jokes.
- Yo mama so old much of human history occurred after her birth.
- Yo mama so old it takes an hour to describe her age.
- Yo mama so old she shares sex jokes with her grand kids and nobody minds.
- Yo mama so old spears, houses, and cooking trigger her technophobia.
- Yo mama so old she measures time in decades.
- Yo mama so old actually she measures time in centuries.
- Yo mama so old she is a literal living fossil.
- Yo mama so old her oldest kids are elderly. Or are at least near it.
- Yo mama so old the antique store brings back memories.
- Yo mama so old she asked a genie for youth as all 3 wishes and she's still old.
- Yo mama so old she one harangued a historian for 'getting it wrong'.
- Yo mama so old her idea of innovation went obsolete in the bronze age.
- Yo mama so old her home computer has vacuum tubes.
- Yo mama so old she attracted the attention of the SCP foundation.
- Yo mama so old she could depress an optimist.
- Yo mama so old even the wheel of time did not see her begining.