This is a list of Yo Mama So Old jokes.
- Yo mama so old she is depicted in cave art.
- Yo mama so old her 42nd husband created the life the universe and everything.
- Yo mama so old she lives with her mama in the old folks home.
- Yo mama so old her age is used to measure time.
- Yo mama so old the local elders call her old.
- Yo mama so old there's a family photo with colour and she's in black and white.
- Yo mama so old she helped test the wheel prototype.