This is a list of Yo Mama So Old jokes.
- Yo mama so old she is depicted in cave art.
- Yo mama so old her 42nd husband created the life, the universe, and everything.
- Yo mama so old she lives with her mama in the old folks home.
- Yo mama so old her age is used to measure time.
- Yo mama so old the local elders call her old.
- Yo mama so old there's a family photo with colour and she's black and white.
- Yo mama so old she helped test the wheel prototype.
- Yo mama so old that she was born old. Think Benjamin Button.
- Yo mama so old her husband's funeral happened in the fossil section of a historical museum.
- Yo mama so old she was a teacher and the local elders were her students.
- Yo mama so old she knew/dated {name ancient historical figure here}.
- Yo mama so old she witnessed/survived {describe ancient historical event here}.