This is a list of Yo Mama So Old jokes.
- Yo mama so old she is depicted in cave art.
- Yo mama so old her 42nd husband created the life, the universe, and everything.
- Yo mama so old she lives with her mama in the old folks home.
- Yo mama so old her age is used to measure time.
- Yo mama so old the local elders call her old.
- Yo mama so old there's a family photo with colour and she's black and white.
- Yo mama so old she helped test the wheel prototype.
- Yo mama so old that she was born old. Think Benjamin Button.
- Yo mama so old her husband's funeral happened in the fossil section of a historical museum.
- Yo mama so old she was a teacher and the local elders were her students.
- Yo mama so old she went on a boat trip with Noah.
- Yo mama so old she seved mammoth steaks to the builders of the Egyptain pyramids.
- Yo mama so old she ate an omelette made of dodo eggs.
- Yo mama so old her news is our history.
- Yo mama so old she personally witnessed evolution in action.
- Yo mama so old when she boinked an old guy, she was arrested for pedophilia.
- Yo mama so old her photo album is painted on a cave wall.
- Yo mama so old she can enjoy ultra-porn without a fake ID.
- Yo mama so old she visits her children in the old folks home.
- Yo mama so old people mention her in Yo granny jokes.
- Yo mama so old much of human history occurred after her birth.
- Yo mama so old it takes a week to describe her age.