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This is a list of Yo Mama So Old jokes.
- Yo mama so old she is depicted in cave art.
- Yo mama so old her 42nd husband created the life, the universe, and everything.
- Yo mama so old she lives with her mama in the old folks home.
- Yo mama so old her age is used to measure time.
- Yo mama so old the local elders call her old.
- Yo mama so old she appears black and white in colour photography.
- Yo mama so old she helped test the wheel prototype.
- Yo mama so old that she was born old. Think Benjamin Button. Only, yo mama stays old.
- Yo mama so old her husband's funeral happened in the fossil section of a historical museum.
- Yo mama so old she was a teacher and the local elders were her students.
- Yo mama so old she went on a boat trip with Noah.
- Yo mama so old she served mammoth steaks to the builders of the Egyptian pyramids.
- Yo mama so old she ate an omelette made of dodo eggs.
- Yo mama so old her news is our history.
- Yo mama so old she personally witnessed evolution in action.
- Yo mama so old when she boinked an old guy, she was arrested for pedophilia.
- Yo mama so old her photo album is painted on a cave wall.
- Yo mama so old she actually can enjoy ultra-porn without a fake ID.
- Yo mama so old she went to the old folks home so she could visit her children.
- Yo mama so old people mention her in Yo granny jokes.
- Yo mama so old much of human history occurred after her birth.
- Yo mama so old it takes an hour to describe her age.
- Yo mama so old she shares sex jokes with her grand kids and nobody minds.
- Yo mama so old that tamed fire triggers her techno phobia.
- Yo mama so old she measures time in decades.
- Yo mama so old actually she measures time in centuries.
- Yo mama so old she is a literal living fossil.
- Yo mama so old her oldest kids are elderly. Or are at least near it.
- Yo mama so old the antique store brings back memories.
- Yo mama so old she asked a genie for youth as all 3 wishes and she's still old.
- Yo mama so old she one harangued a historian for 'getting it wrong'.
- Yo mama so old her idea of innovation went obsolete in the bronze age.
- Yo mama so old her home computer has vacuum tubes.