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This is a list of Yo Mama So Stupid jokes.

  • Yo mama so stupid she bought a blackberry and she tried to eat it.
  • Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&Ms in ABC order. When asked, she showed everyone the W's, the E's, and the 3's.
  • Yo mama so stupid that she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
  • Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Superbowl. The fat one came too.
  • Yo mama so stupid that she put a paper on a TV and called it "Paperview".
  • Yo mama so stupid she climbed Mountain Dew.
  • Yo mama so stupid she got fucked on the floor.
  • Yo mama so stupid that I tried to explain "Yo Mama Jokes" to her. She still don't comprehend.
  • Yo mama so stupid that it took her 60 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
  • Yo mama so stupid that when yo papa said it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon.
  • Yo mama so stupid that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
  • Yo mama so stupid that when she went for a blood test, she asked for time to study.
  • Yo mama so stupid that she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
  • Yo mama so stupid that miners tried to dig for her IQ! They gave up after a while though.
  • Yo mama so stupid that she tripped over a cordless phone!
  • Yo mama so stupid that she sold her car for gas money!
  • Yo mama so stupid that she told everyone that she was "illegitimate" because she couldn't read.
  • Yo mama so stupid that she thinks gibberish is an actual language.
  • Yo mama so stupid that she's too stupid to realize that she's stupid.
  • Yo mama so stupid when she got fired from her job she tried to find water.
  • Yo mama so stupid she thought Godzilla was a Japanese deity.
  • Yo mama so stupid when she read "Sex" on her registration paper for her credit card, she asked for condoms.
  • Yo mama so stupid when she read "Sex" on her registration paper for her credit card, she said not now maybe later.
  • Yo mama so stupid she thought the sun was a child.
  • Yo mama so stupid she told you Yo Mama jokes.
  • Yo mama so stupid she thought Batman was the nickname of a famous baseball player.
  • Yo mama so stupid she stayed up all night trying to catch some sleep.
  • Yo mama so stupid she tried to find her virginity. She also thinks she retrieved it.
  • Yo mama so stupid she slept with yo papa.
  • Yo mama so stupid she slept with yo papa, and made you.
  • Yo mama so stupid that a well aimed lobotomy might actually enhance her intelligence a little bit.
  • Yo mama so stupid that psychoactive chemicals might actually enhance her intelligence a little bit.
  • Yo mama so stupid even this wiki can't explain yo mama jokes to her.
  • Yo mama so stupid zombies ignore her head when eating her.
  • Yo mama so stupid she went to a school for students with special needs, and always got failing grades.
  • Yo mama so stupid she went to kindergarten for 4 years before she was diagnosed mentally unfit for educational growth.
  • Yo mama so stupid yo papa must have a retard fetish.
  • Yo mama so stupid that yes she actually would make a decent politician.
  • Yo mama so stupid she did yo brother and they made yo papa.
  • Yo mama so stupid that she chose to be stupid.
  • Yo mama so stupid that when she wanted to visit distant relatives, she tried to send herself through the mail.
  • Yo mama so stupid she thinks seaweed is something that fish smoke.
  • Yo mama so stupid I doubt she's aware of her own existence.
  • Yo mama so stupid when the doctor told her to burn some calories she set a fat person on fire.
  • Yo mama so stupid she brought a ladder, a toy plane, and weed to high school.
  • Yo mama so stupid she made her disability carer quit.
  • Yo mama so stupid she tried to rob a poor person.
  • Yo mama so stupid psychiatrists use her as a measuring tool to diagnose mental disorders.
  • Yo mama so stupid she wore a costume and honestly thought she was that character.
  • Yo mama so stupid she actually tried Eric Cartman's 'food up the butt' diet.
  • Yo mama so stupid she thought she could scare a nightmare.
  • Yo mama so stupid she tried to play cookie clicker, but bit her computer screen.
  • Yo mama so stupid she tried to sneak up on a ninja.
  • Yo mama so stupid she celebrated christmas during easter.
  • Yo mama so stupid she celebrated easter during christmas.
  • Yo mama so stupid because easter she thinks rabbits lay eggs.
  • Yo mama so stupid the mentally impaired feel a little smarter near her.
  • Yo mama so stupid she once thought yo mama jokes were compliments.
  • Yo mama so stupid some plants could be smarter than her.
  • Yo mama so stupid she joined an organised religion.
  • Yo mama so stupid when she looked in the mirror she thought an intruder broke into her house.
  • Yo mama so stupid she thought lava cake was a cake baked over a volcano.
  • Yo mama so stupid she beat Patrick at doing nothing. She then stole his trophy.
  • Yo mama so stupid she confused the Black Knight for the Dark Knight.
  • Yo mama so stupid she's the perfect ultracrepidarian.
  • Yo mama so stupid she tried to play a video game on a macintosh computer.
  • Yo mama so stupid her idea of smart is another person's idea of stupid.
  • Yo mama so stupid her influence is neurotoxic.
  • Yo mama so stupid neurosurgeons need a microscope and an amazingly steady hand.
  • Yo mama so stupid she climbed into an oven for warmth.
  • Yo mama so stupid she climbed into a freezer for cool.
  • Yo mama so stupid her carer needs a carer.
  • Yo mama so stupid she bites the hand that feeds her.
  • Yo mama so stupid if she spoke her mind she'd be mute.
  • Yo mama so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
  • Yo mama so stupid she couldn't pour water out of a bucket if instructions were printed on the bottom of the bucket.
  • Yo mama so stupid that she told a Yo Mama Joke to an orphan.
  • Yo mmaa so sptiud she terid to wtire a yo mmaa jkoe but her slpnelig was tlury awufl. She msut be dlixysec. Or mroe leliky jsut galreleny sitpud.
  • Yo mama so stupid someone offered a penny for her thoughts but she walked away a dollar richer.
  • Yo mama so stupid she tried to act out the "aristocrats" joke.
  • Yo mama so stupid she went to war and tried to hug a "friendy fire".
  • Yo mama so stupid she asked a genie for smart as all 3 wishes and she's still stupid.
  • Yo mama so stupid she was better off on the drugs. At least when she was smoking hashish she used to make me laugh occasionally.
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