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*Yo mama so stupid she tried to find her virginity. |
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*Yo mama so stupid she slept with yo papa and made you. |
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+ | *Yo mama so stupid that a well aimed lobotomy might offer a minor intelligence boost. |
*Yo mama so stupid even this wiki can't explain yo mama jokes to her. |
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*Yo mama so stupid zombies ignore her head when eating her. |
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+ | *Yo mama so stupid she went to a special needs school and got failing grades. |
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[[Category:Yo Mama jokes]] |
[[Category:Yo Mama jokes]] |
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This is a list of Yo Mama So Stupid jokes.
- Yo mama so stupid she bought a blackberry and she tried to eat it.
- Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&Ms in ABC order. She also misread a few and threw out the W's , the E's, and the 3's.
- Yo mama so stupid that she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
- Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Superbowl.
- Yo mama so stupid that she put a paper on a TV and called it "Paperview".
- Yo mama so stupid she climbed Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama so stupid she got fucked on the floor.
- Yo mama so stupid that I have to explain "Yo Mama Jokes" to her.
- Yo mama is so stupid that it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
- Yo mama is so stupid that when yo papa said it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon.
- Yo mama is so stupid that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
- Yo mama is so stupid that when she went for a blood test, she asked for time to study.
- Yo mama is so stupid that she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
- Yo mama is so stupid that you have to dig deep for her IQ!
- Yo mama is so stupid that she tripped over a cordless phone!
- Yo mama is so stupid that she sold her car for gas money!
- Yo mama is so stupid that she told everyone that she was "illegitimate" because she couldn't read.
- Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks gibberish is an actual language.
- Yo mama is so stupid that she doesn't realize that she's stupid.
- Yo mama so stupid when she got fired from her job she tried to find water.
- Yo mama so stupid she thought Godzilla was a Japanese deity.
- Yo mama so stupid when she read "Sex" on her registration paper for her credit card, she asked for condoms.
- Yo mama so stupid she thought the sun was a child.
- Yo mama so stupid she told you Yo Mama jokes.
- Yo mama so stupid she thought Batman was the nickname of a famous baseball player.
- Yo mama so stupid she stayed up all night trying to catch some sleep.
- Yo mama so stupid she tried to find her virginity.
- Yo mama so stupid she slept with yo papa and made you.
- Yo mama so stupid that a well aimed lobotomy might offer a minor intelligence boost.
- Yo mama so stupid even this wiki can't explain yo mama jokes to her.
- Yo mama so stupid zombies ignore her head when eating her.
- Yo mama so stupid she went to a special needs school and got failing grades.