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This is a list of Yo Mama So Stupid jokes.

Yo mama so stupid she bought a blackberry and she tried to eat it.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&Ms in ABC order. When asked, she showed everyone the W's, the E's, and the 3's.
Yo mama so stupid that she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Superbowl. The fat one came too.
Yo mama so stupid that she put a paper on a TV and called it "Paperview".
Yo mama so stupid she climbed Mountain Dew.
Yo mama so stupid she got fucked on the floor.
Yo mama so stupid that I tried to explain "Yo Mama Jokes" to her. She still don't comprehend.
Yo mama so stupid that it took her 60 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid that when yo papa said it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon.
Yo mama so stupid that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo mama so stupid that when she went for a blood test, she asked for time to study.
Yo mama so stupid that she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid that miners tried to dig for her IQ! They gave up after a while though.
Yo mama so stupid that she tripped over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid that she sold her car for gas money!
Yo mama so stupid that she told everyone that she was "illegitimate" because she couldn't read.
Yo mama so stupid that she thinks gibberish is an actual language.
Yo mama so stupid that she's too stupid to realize that she's stupid.
Yo mama so stupid when she got fired from her job she tried to find water.
Yo mama so stupid she thought Godzilla was a Japanese deity.
Yo mama so stupid when she read "Sex" on her registration paper for her credit card, she asked for condoms.
Yo mama so stupid when she read "Sex" on her registration paper for her credit card, she said not now maybe later.
Yo mama so stupid she thought the sun was a child.
Yo mama so stupid she told you Yo Mama jokes.
Yo mama so stupid she thought Batman was the nickname of a famous baseball player.
Yo mama so stupid she stayed up all night trying to catch some sleep.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to find her virginity. She also thinks she retrieved it.
Yo mama so stupid she slept with yo papa.
Yo mama so stupid she slept with yo papa, and made you.
Yo mama so stupid that a well aimed lobotomy might actually enhance her intelligence a little bit.
Yo mama so stupid that psychoactive chemicals might actually enhance her intelligence a little bit.
Yo mama so stupid even this wiki can't explain yo mama jokes to her.
Yo mama so stupid zombies ignore her head when eating her.
Yo mama so stupid she went to a school for students with special needs, and always got failing grades.
Yo mama so stupid she went to kindergarten for 4 years before she was diagnosed mentally unfit for educational growth.
Yo mama so stupid yo papa must have a retard fetish.
Yo mama so stupid that yes she actually would make a decent politician.
Yo mama so stupid she did yo brother and they made yo papa.
Yo mama so stupid that she chose to be stupid.
Yo mama so stupid that when she wanted to visit distant relatives, she tried to send herself through the mail.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks seaweed is something that fish smoke.
Yo mama so stupid I doubt she's aware of her own existence.
Yo mama so stupid when the doctor told her to burn some calories she set a fat person on fire.
Yo mama so stupid she brought a ladder, a toy plane, and weed to high school.
Yo mama so stupid she made her disability carer quit.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to rob a poor person.
Yo mama so stupid psychiatrists use her as a measuring tool to diagnose mental disorders.
Yo mama so stupid she wore a costume and honestly thought she was that character.
Yo mama so stupid she actually tried Eric Cartman's 'food up the butt' diet.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she could scare a nightmare.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to play cookie clicker, but bit her computer screen.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to sneak up on a ninja.
Yo mama so stupid she celebrated christmas during easter.
Yo mama so stupid she celebrated easter during christmas.
Yo mama so stupid because easter she thinks rabbits lay eggs.
Yo mama so stupid the mentally impaired feel a little smarter near her.
Yo mama so stupid she once thought yo mama jokes were compliments.
Yo mama so stupid some plants could be smarter than her.
Yo mama so stupid she joined an organised religion.
Yo mama so stupid when she looked in the mirror she thought an intruder broke into her house.
Yo mama so stupid she thought lava cake was a cake baked over a volcano.
Yo mama so stupid she beat Patrick at doing nothing. She then stole his trophy.
Yo mama so stupid she confused the Black Knight for the Dark Knight.
Yo mama so stupid she's the perfect ultracrepidarian.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to play a video game on a macintosh computer.
Yo mama so stupid her idea of smart is another person's idea of stupid.
Yo mama so stupid her influence is neurotoxic.
Yo mama so stupid neurosurgeons need a microscope and an amazingly steady hand.
Yo mama so stupid she climbed into an oven for warmth.
Yo mama so stupid she climbed into a freezer for cool.
Yo mama so stupid her carer needs a carer.
Yo mama so stupid she bites the hand that feeds her.
Yo mama so stupid if she spoke her mind she'd be mute.
Yo mama so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
Yo mama so stupid she couldn't pour water out of a bucket if instructions were printed on the bottom of the bucket.
Yo mama so stupid that she told a Yo Mama Joke to an orphan.
Yo mmaa so sptiud she terid to wtire a yo mmaa jkoe but her slpnelig was rlaley tlury aufwl. She msut be dlixysec. Or mroe leliky jsut galreleny sitpud.
Yo mama so stupid someone offered a penny for her thoughts but she walked away a dollar richer.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to act out the "aristocrats" joke.
Yo mama so stupid she went to war and tried to hug a "friendy fire".
Yo mama so stupid she asked a genie for smart as all 3 wishes and she's still stupid.
Yo mama so stupid she was better off on the drugs. At least when she was smoking hashish she used to make me laugh occasionally.
Yo mama so stupid she attracted the attention of the SCP foundation.
Yo mama so stupid she is always blissfully unaware of how stupid she really is.
Yo mama so stupid she needs an entire psychiatric hospital, including a large team of dedicated medical staff, just to care for her specifically.
Yo mama so stupid she could depress an optimist.
Yo mama so stupid she failed the harkness test.

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+{{Jokes }}This is a list of '''Yo Mama So Stupid''' jokes.
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-This is a list of '''Yo Mama So Stupid''' jokes.
 *Yo mama so stupid she bought a blackberry and she tried to eat it.
 *Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&Ms in ABC order. When asked, she showed everyone the W's, the E's, and the 3's.
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 * <span>Yo mama so stupid she couldn't pour water out of a bucket if instructions were printed on the bottom of the bucket.</span>
 * Yo mama so stupid that she told a Yo Mama Joke to an orphan.
-* Yo mmaa so sptiud she terid to wtire a yo mmaa jkoe but her slpnelig was tlury awufl. She msut be dlixysec. Or mroe leliky jsut galreleny sitpud.
+* Yo mmaa so sptiud she terid to wtire a yo mmaa jkoe but her slpnelig was rlaley tlury aufwl. She msut be dlixysec. Or mroe leliky jsut galreleny sitpud.
 * Yo mama so stupid someone offered a penny for her thoughts but she walked away a dollar richer.
 * Yo mama so stupid she tried to act out the "aristocrats" joke.
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 * Yo mama so stupid she asked a genie for smart as all 3 wishes and she's still stupid.
 * Yo mama so stupid she was better off '''''on''''' the drugs. At least when she was smoking hashish she used to make me laugh occasionally.
+* Yo mama so stupid she attracted the attention of the SCP foundation.
+* Yo mama so stupid she is always blissfully unaware of how stupid she really is.
+* Yo mama so stupid she needs an entire psychiatric hospital, including a large team of dedicated medical staff, just to care for her specifically.
+* Yo mama so stupid she could depress an optimist.
+*Yo mama so stupid she failed the harkness test.
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