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- Your hair contains a fully functional eco-system.
- You've ever put a flower is someone's hair.
- Your child is named after a celestial object.
- Answering "what's your favorite Dead song?" takes five minutes.
- Breaking up with your girlfriend leaves you homeless.
- You carry a picture of Gandhi in your wallet.
- You're at a funeral and you light a joint after the eulogy.
- You don't object to being labeled a hippie.
- There's people you consider family and you don't know their last name.
- Half your fufniture is bean bags.
- You're always getting pulled over and searched , and you're white.
- Out of habit, you pass your cigarette to whoever’s sitting next to you.
- You name you children Bud, Herb, and Mary-Jane.
- You roll perfect cigarettes.
- You're still waiting for those flashbacks.
- People you never met before ask if you can get them some weed.
- You think 'All You Need Is Love' was written by Ghandi.
- You can fall asleep in the mud under the rain.
- You trespass onto private property to pick flowers.
- If ... hey, what was I talking about?